apes of wrath s/t flexi

well some people have been on me ass (that's not a typo) about posting something new so to shut these people up i'll post just so they'll get off my back. haha just joking. anyway i found this at mustard relics which everyone should go to. very good um not hardcore but melodic punk from germany. this is an all girl band i guess. 7inchpunk also has it but unless you must go to that site get it somewhere else. i'm sure i'll never get a link from him but he's a fucking cunt. anyway this rocks. not too much to tell. the music kind of speaks for itself. enjoy and yes i'll post again.

yeah yeah

well i wanted to review something but couldn't think of anything. then i wanted to update you on the race weekend when i found out i got internet but i couldn't because the internet conection sucked. just a quick update. more later.

anal buffet cho's my bro cd

gonna give you some posts tonight because tomorrow i'm heading up north for some motorcycle racing. anyway this is one of the most anoying bands to research and i think you know why. a lot of porn comes up. very much an anal cunt clone band. pretty good but ac are better. still this is good and funny. if you don't know the anal cunt style (well the later anal cunt style) is all about insults. these guys attack everyone and everything. that's kind of what i like about these guys. not even that. it's the way thse bands infuriate people. can you not tell it's a joke? it's like that one band in the you weren't there movie. zach knows what i'm talking about. anyway raw grindcore. get this in a number of ways. don't really know else to say about this band.

school jerks demo

well here's a not so new discovery that i thought i'd pass on to you. i think this is the demo. oh and before i start sorry to zach about the mentally ill post. i was just reporting what i found out. no hard feelings dude. please don't stop coming back. anyway school jerks are a band out of canada and they just rip shit up. the singer reminds me of darby crash. they've put out two 7s as far as i know. i don't know ask them for one. they aren't too fast but really good just like the germs. don't know where you can get this but i want a hardcoppy. come on anyone? i've got a lot of organs. haha. no but get this any way you can. school jerks rule!

i hate this trimming the fat 7 ep

finally after 5 minutes of just sitting here this came up. great ney female fronted hc. even some blast beats which you know i love. what i really love is people who just do it without caring what it's called or if it exists. only problem is i can't. oh well more practice. this release is a compilation of songs from two splits they did. and what a great name. get it. is it still in print? oh well. oh this is the 250th post. i've been crankin these out like fuckin...things that crank things out. enjoy this record.

sand in the face s/t lp

this should get rid of one. sitf were a hc band from um i don't know. i really like this one. the band went the skrewdriver way if you know what i mean. i like the production on this one. someone called it arty. what? no art just fuckin punk. they had a couple tracks on the master tape II (did you like that one) double lp but i've never heard them. get this at last days. coming next the 250th post. who cares? to be honest probably noone.

ratos de poráo crucificados pelo sistema lp

i've been wanting to do this for a couple months. rdp were a hardcore band from brazil who later (like all the hc bands) went crossover. they actually rerecorded this in 2000 or so. the rerecording is okay but i think if this wasn't the first time i heard these songs i'd like the rerecording a little more. you know what i mean? i fuckin love this lp. great thrash. only problem is the guitars should stand out more. mustard relics has it. the only thing i know about this band is that they were like the first political band in brazil and i guess the singer said that rdp plays hardcore not punk. weird. anyway get this amazing ass record. i mean it's a must-have for any hardcore fan's collection. anyway it's almost the 250th post.

the offenders i hate myself/bad times 7

this record is just amazing. great guitar sound on this one. i hate myself is is a punk rock anthem with great lyrics and a great fucking sound. bad times isn't as good but still pretty damn good. mustard relics has it. he didn't write anything and that sucks. i love his writing. get this fucker if it's been reissued.

virus dark ages 12 ep

i had dark ages on heavy rotation for months but didn't know who the song was by or what record it was on. honestly i was surprised. when i think of new york hardcore i think of agnostic front and urban waste not this. and the singer has a cool accent but i didn't think it was from new york. this was the last release on the ratcage label in 1984. great fast and slow hc. last days has it. this is an amazing record so go get it. now.

egg hunt s/t 7

this is the project of ian and jeff of minor threat in 86? when they went to england. a serten smartass blogger thought i'd hate it. actually i thought i would too when i heard the description of this and i'm more of a smartass than he is. but i really like it. the first song me and you is good but not to interesting. good music but it's kind of like a big intro. we all fall down is quite good though. i'm not sure of the pressing info but i'd like to have it someday along with every record on my list. i guess ian and jeff really liked it and wanted to start it again when they got back to d.c but ian was concentrating on fugazi and nothing came of it. oh well get this fucker at hpr.

minor threat s/t 7 ep

10 months ago it was the first review on hpr and it's elliott's time to try. i loved this record but it just went away for me because i had discovered many other records and this one just well yeah. i still like it well i really like it but i don't love it. short fast and loud. wooo! only problem is that one song streight-edge. not the lyrical content although i do disagree but what it enspired. you all know what i mean. get this in a number of ways. it's been released along with the 2nd 7 on a 12 and it's been put on cd. don't know what i can say other than get it.

Mob 47 - Kärnvapen Attack (1984)

well here's a classic for you all to blindly consume. it's mob 47 with some amazing hc thrash. i actually heard protes bengt t3e little side project they had and you can tell it's the same band at lest it's the same mix with two guitars this time. damn that guitarest is amazing. vocals are great. i actually liked the guy on the protes bengt a little more but this guy grew on me. a little slower than p b but still fucking amazing and you must get this. i think it was reissued so get that but hpr (you know elliott sucks but better) has it. oh yeah and metal is not gay!

Wijlen Wij - Wijlen Wij (2007)

okay enough fast shit. time to slow it down. come to think of it this say be a little too slow. i mean a lot too slow. this is the only funeral doom metal album i have. funeral doom is well slow as fuck. i mean really fucking slow. not for everyday listening as it is really hard to get into but it can be done. let me give you an example of how slow it is. i was reading a review in mrr (look it up) on a sludge metal album and they said it stays in first gear. if that's first gear than this is reverse. but it's amazing. the first track is a very long intro that is just perfect. the music is well let me try. slow ass music, downtooned guitars, low whispery growls, and i think i heard a 27 minute song somewhere. they all kind of blend together to create this feeling of total emptyness. i don't know a lot about this genre but from what i've heard this band is some kind of supergroup. 6 song in 72 minutes. get it though if you want to see what i'm talking about. i mean it's not something you'll have on your cd player or mp3 player all the time but trust me. when the time comes you'll come back to it.

thoughts on ripping vinyl

i do rip uinyl but for a few reasons i cannot put it on my blog. that doesn't mean i don't go to other mp3 blogs. i've learned some things from them and i'd like to pass on some words on what you should and shouldn't do when posting mp3s. first please make them of good quality. that means it better sound like it does if i were to put on the vinyl at home. i'm speaking of corse of 7inch punk.com which i don't know why i bother as the site never posts new shit. some of the rips on 7inchpunk aren't bad and i'm glad i've found those mp3s. but some are just horible. like oh i don't know maybe all that shit that he got from a fucking tape. also unless it's a partnership don't just let any old guy post mp3s at least checak if they're good quality and if they're not reject the fucking post. fuck man it's not fucking rocket science. second don't post what you don't physicly own unless it's really fucking rare and you can't find that site anymore or for other good reasons but if it's just to post shit and say it's from your collection well just don't. if you want to post something you don't own for fucks sake tell us where you got it from. and just a little note. i'm not stealing this from erich's final conflict post. these are what i really believe. also another jab at 7inchpunk please don't remove files unless you're going to repost them or some guy asks you too. but if you must remove files please don't mislead people and take down the dead links. let's see what else. oh this is a big one. if you decide to do an mp3 blog please please please look into other options than mediafire or any of that shit. i get it. not everyone is like erich or peter. but what about archive.org? sure the argument can be made well peomle can take your rips from that site and post them on whatever blog they have or whatever. here's a fast solution. title the upload in some obscure thing that noone would guess. for example if i was going to rip and upload the germs album. it would ask me for a title and might put germsgilp. who the fuck is going to find that especially with how anal the search thing is. that's all i can think of. head over to gbm and the final conflict post for a much smarter take on what i said

violent children s/t 7 ep

great hc from when hc mattered. one of these guys wound up in youth of today a band which i kind of like in small doses. this is good metal free hardcore punk. some people complain about the guitar solos (guitar wanking you know) but honestly it's not that bad. not too much i can say. find it at your favorite site/store. i'm not sure if it's been reissued but if it has get it. that's all i can really say.

dorf demo

well after i said i'd post a lot of metal i'm back with a hardcore review. that proves how unscripted this is. anyway dorf were one of those humboldt california bands (great weed in those parts) that could compete with the best known hardcore bands. hell i'd much rather listen to this than damaged by black flag. i like that album slightly more than zach of hpr who fucking torched that album along with the first rf7 7 (i got an original i'd be happy to give up. only problem is someone didn't take care of it and it's fucked up) anyway this is fucking hc at it's best. when justin of mustard relics posted that i think i said it was good and that it. well i got a chance to listen again today. fuck me it's awesome. the guitar sound reminds me of that f.y.p 7 i reviewed back in march. good shit. get it or die! coming up? hmm i'm guessing another review maybe some more rants and some more of me saying if you read this comment. oh yeah and donate. not money but donate your music to get reviewed. you can find ne at my email which is all over this thing. do it now!

mayhem de mysteriis dom sathanas lp

zach's away for a week so it's the week that metal rules the blog! fuck that punk shit let's burn churches! wooooo! mayhem's first album and a fucking classic. i don't care what people say black metal sounds like now i love early 90s black metal. so here's a little backstory. if you want more on this be a man and look it up you bastards. anyway dead killed himself in 1991 so they needed a singer. they got some guy from hungery named attilla who played in one of the countless tormenters to fill in. necrobutcher (kickass name!) left the band so varg vikernes (i'm adding a fuck varg vikernes label just because) filled in on bass. vikernes is the man behind the one man band burzum so one could say burzum played bass hahaha. so that left hellhammer (another cool name) on drums and euronymous on guitar. i know about the band's nazi beliefs i just don't fucking care anymore. it's hard to care about that shit. not about them being nazis that's a horible thing but to obsess over that. it's like i said in that agnostic front post i hate people who are like that. i don't let anything stop me from liking music. but if i could i'd punch all of them in the fucking face. anyway varg killed euronymous in 1993 and yeah. i'm sure i'd talk more about that if it was fresh in my mind but i found this out about two-three years ago. what's interesting is that euronymous' parents asked hellhammer to remove varg's bass tracks from the album but he didn't. he says he turned them down but i think he was high and hit the up knob because unlike most metal where the bass is fucking nowhere to be seen (or heard i guess) his bass is right with the other guys. anyway i've wrote this much and i haven't even gotten to the music. first off the production. not as fuzzy as i like but still cold and dark. everything is mixed perfectly. don't know what more to say about that. music. hellhammer's drumming is amazing on this record. no triggered shit just raw black metal. varg plays the bass well but that's about it. great bass sound though. euronymous' guitar playing is great. thrash riffs with cool black parts and cool solos. finally we come to attilla. people have ragged on his vocals a lot. i think his voicce is just fucking perfect. i'm not even gonna describe it because every time i try i fail. just get this fucking album right now. i'm not touching on the whole historical thing but that's just bullshit. i don't care how historical it is. get this now! coming next? who the fuck knows. i don't.

just another update.

i'm thinking about recording another fucked up society demo. don't know why i'm telling you. i just took this test to see if you cuss a lot in your blog. that shit musd be fucking broken because it says i don't. fuck no i don't fucking cuss in my fucking blog. hahahahahahhah. see ya. review coming.

new netlabel!

i'm starting a new netlabel called fucked up noise records. what is a netlabel? it means that i'll put shit on archive.org for free. send me some music. full albums or eps a demos or singles. what music will i post? punk, metal, and powerpop. if anyone wants to help me reach me at my email which is on the site now. if you want to send me anything put it in mp3 in a zip file on filehosting.org. no megaupload or mediafire. prease send me some music.

black flag six pack 12 ep

this is a good record but not great. never liked dez's voice then henry came and tried to sound like dez. my favorite on this record is the title track. it's not that great but if you black flag you'll like this. only three songs. could have fit on a 7 ep i think. oh well. i actually like damaged even though it is a bit anoying sometimes. this is slightly better than damaged. don't you think it's funny how damaged was made for one guitarest but they used two and the later black flag (which i like) is made for two guitarests but they only had one? anyway get this from somewhere. not that much to say about this.

the scrounngers!

i'm not even gonna describe this band. one of the best bands from the 90s. i want everything they put out! check it the fuck out or get the fuck out.

level s/t cd

god this sucks. just a bunch of wankers wanting to capitalise on the nu metal-rapcore thing. don't get me wrong i do like some nu metal but this sounds like some idiot band triing to make it big. it's not even the music that pisses me off so much. it's the fucking winy ass singer. i really can't describe it. sounds like a rapper/hip hop guy wanting to do nu metal vocs. he doesn't even sound like he's triing to be extreme or anything just like a wanker. there doesn't seem to be any web presents for this band so this album (put out in 2003) was a fucking flop as it should be. once you've heard the first track you've heard the whole album. boring as fuck. i hope these guys realise how much they suck and cry themselves to sleep cause they just are so fucking bad it's scary. but you have to give them some credit. never before have i heard a heavy record that made me want to kill and not in that cool oh this is so good and powerful way. this made me want to shut these guy up any way i could. so if you're in this band and your reading this i hate you. another thing. i do like some nu metal and i was just waiting for the songs to build into something. they never did. thanks. 30+ minutes of my life i'll never get back. anyway don't get this even as a download.

bruce banner i love fucked up noise 7 ep

ah yes the sound of hardcore in the morning. ah what a good sound. this was put out in 2000? i think. anyway this features the singer of protes bengt and filthy christians. pretty amazing guy. i didn't think it was him at first but that's only because i have yet to hear any filthy christians and the only thing i have to go by is the amazing protes bengt ep. the other guys are good too. i like all the samples. get this from somewhere. is this still in print? coming up my first (well i don't know if it's the first) bad review! want a taste? well fuck off cause you'll have to wait.

sea of shit 2009 demo

who said hardcore was dead? well everyone but anyway this is some great hc thrash. don't know shit about this band other then they rule. kind of metallic but maybe it's the downtooned guitars and the blast beats. get this from to live a lie records netlabel branch. if i was ever gonna release something it would be on that label and maybe the netlabel. speaking of which i want to start a netlabel with someone. a netlabel is a website where people send shit in and if we like it we would put it up for free somewhere. anyone interested? get this rager of a demo now! trust me you'll like it.

anti-cimex raped ass 7 ep

anti-cimex were a swedish hardcore band. don't know if this is crust or not but really good. if it is then it's right with amebix. the first ep is good too but just not crust enough for the mood i'm in haha. great raw sound on this one. i know some people don't like the discharge clones but i kind of do. anyway great fucking ep. get it at gbm. love the dumb lyrics too. these guys listened to discharge a lot i guess. get it and no zach this is better than the first ep.

big black lungs 12 ep

man i hate it when people review stuff and they only tuch on what an influence it was and how extreme it was for it's time. i don't do that because i like to actually review the music. don't know why i wrote that. this is the first release by big black. and man it's amazing! the liner notes says that this record costs 4 dollars and anyone who charges you more is buttfucking you. well i spent 20 dollars on this. you can get this on vinyl so a sertin someone can check it out you purest. i think this was originally a demo. better get this used cause it's on the every wacky touch and go label. check this fucker out. i can't really describe big black's sound. just check on youtube for it.

shit!

well one of my favorite sites mad blasts of chaos somehow decided to posts all future lps in mediafire in .rar files. in other words i can't download it. and he just posted. and it's an lp. it sucks cause i can't even tell him in the comments section that he's not helping but hurting one of his readers who loves his blog because it's a blogspot thing and he has one of those type in the code things that i can't do. i can understand why you post the lps in .zip format but not on mediafire. so that's well that's just fuckin great. thanks for basicly spitting in my fucking face. and you too joe stumble. i don't understand why everyone's going the .rar way. hey i have no problem downloading 35 direct links. i've done it before. like the no core comp. i wish it was a zip file but it wasn't so i just sucked it up and did one file at a time. so yeah thanks all of you who post on mediafire, megaupload, rapidscam, or .rar files. don't know where i'm going with this. oh who cares noone reads this shit anyway. i guess i feel a little mad right now cause i can't get that shit. which is why i issue the following. if you have to post like that that's fine but don't expect me to say what a great record it is. i'll still read the post but aecause i can't download the fuckin music and these records go for hundreds on egay i have no way of getting that. it's not gonna change anything stg's still gonna post in .rar on media i wish it was on fire and i'll just be watching. and soon every blog and mp3 will be on those storege sites and i will no longer have access to the music i love til it comes out remastered on cd. and those records that are great but remain out of print forever oh well. i know it's the future of blogging and that's one of the reasons i stayed at mboc in the first place because he's one of the few blogs that isn't a total mediafire rapidscam blog. every blog i go to i go their because it's special. blogs with direct links are diing. and i'm so fucking glad i told mr. metalhater about the internet archive. his blog was already great but now i think it's one of the best blogs around. me? i'm just above 7inchpunk hahahahaha. no i'm not that low. anyway in conclusion storege blogs suck and it's kinda like a slap in the face for me. anyway bitchfest over.

home movies!

i own all four seasons on dvd. i'm watching it right now. best show ever! not sure why i'm writing this but i am. watch this show! coming next? probably something unless i hang it up now which i might do but maybe not.

i hate you all!

not really. i finally got the motivation (i got out of bed) to continue this. oh and fuck the ramones! they suck. i can name 50 oldschool (kbd) punk bands that are way better. anyway reviews coming up. i'll try and give you at least one post a day. maybe more!