cause elliott is coming and scott's on my list!

any guess who the scott is? scott fuckin ian of anthrax. anthrax is a band that i've loved even when they were doing the rap thing. stormtroopers of death is one of the major influences on my music. but now scott ian guitar god of anthrax and s.o.d is teaming up with some x members of fallout boy and doing shitty hard rock. i feel personally insulted. here's a legend who's music (okay maybe it was that noise demo he did) has changed my life working with pop punk wankers who can't even play! that's right i've had the (dis)pleasure of listening to fall out boy and it's crap! just winy spoiled pop punk. i've even ran into scott once and he was pretty damn cool. so why this! ah well i'll download the album and review it. and if it sucks i will smash everything scott ian related i own. i not joking.

7 seconds skins brains and guts 7

is it a 7? if not i'll kill someone hahaha. this is back when they were a skinhead band. you can tell these guys listened to oi! a lot. i really like the drum sound on this. actually a little better than the second ep. and i love the second ep! what i really love about this band is the language. please 7 seconds keep saying fuck and shit a lot haha. i like this a little more than the later youth crew stuff. and remember kevin seconds is a pussy! although he still has a great voice. that's all for now.

hig hisler demo 3

not sure about the spelling on this one. he says it's from the simpsons but where? anyway this is hpr zach's third solo demo. cool punk jaz. he told me he was triing to sound like the minutemen (brian should like this) but it came out different. you can still hear the minutemen though. i don't know when the three demos were recorded but in my mind it goes like this. the first one was pure thrash like the neos (in fact it was almost exactly like the neos) the second one was a little different but still with thrash in it. this one isn't thrash but still very damn good. get it at his site.

skrewdriver you're so dumb 7

what can i say? great old school oi from england. i've already said a lot about skrewdriver in my other posts. two monster songs with a great sound. you're so dumb is slightly better than better off crazy but only slightly. the lyrics aren't the smartest but i find i agree with early skrewdriver about not wanting to be famous but whatever. kbd records has it. oh and best comments section ever!

garden weasel last studeo tape

well what better way to thank justin of mustard relics than reviewing garden weasel. if you didn't know he put my blog in his links. now i'll try to be totally objective. it's fucking awesome! objective enough for ya? this is the last time these amazing people performed together according to ed's (guitarest) blog. this is some of the fastest stuff i've heard by these guys. i'm not joking when i say justin has some one of the best voices in hardcore. he doesn't like it but i do. this band was a major influence for me to start my own thing along with of corse wd-40 and grout, gg allin, fear of god as well as well you guys should know my favorites by now. i'm actually looking for a coppy of the garden weasel ep as well as the jane maxwell band tape and some others. fuck i need to start a wanted list. except for the garden weasel ep i'd even take downloads of this shit. anyway enjoy this tape (it is a tape right) which is at mustard relics.

black flag jealous again 12 ep

got this from zach's hardcore punk reviews blog. go to that site if you want this blog but 1000000 times better. you could say i'm jealous cause he gets all the links and comments. well i am but not in a bad i'm gonna be a super dick way. believe me he's a good guy. anyway black flag's second ep and only one with ron on vocals. according to the fantastic kill from the heart website ron had a fiew problems and would leave midtake. he then quit bf midconcert but he went back and finished this ep. last time i heard he lives in canada and is a born-again christian. poor sod. anyway this ep rips and now i know white minority is not what the band believes i can enjoy that song. and even though he's not on vocals let me just say a fiew things about mr. hank. i watched some interviews with him. what a humorless dick. he even had the nerve to ask an interviewer "are you disrespecting me?" sounds like some very strict teacher or something the very same i hate. henry sucks. bigtime and yes i am disrespecting you you cocky prick. you weren't that good in the first place. soa is the shit but he was triing to sound like dez. but get this ep. it rips.

political trendy is no more

sorry zach but i had to do this. everyone calls it elliott sucks so i figured i could change the title to fit the link. i'm sorry if you don't like it and accuse me of selling out (ha ha ha) because i only did this to draw in more people. nothing else will change though. the blog will still be the same. now hopefully i will finally get more comments.

thoughts on reviews

you know it's fun to review and sometimes to read reviews. punk are better at reviewing than metalheads. sometimes if i don't totally agree with a review i can laugh about it. but some reviews are so damn stupid they make me want to strangle the person who wrote them and if i can't find them than whoever is closest to me. none of the blogs i go too has done that. i do ask some people what they mean in reviews. it's interesting how i can see this album one way and let's say zach from hardcore punk reviews or erich from good bad music sees it in a different way. and believe me people it doesn't hurt to try and understand why that person sees it that way. the only reason i'm typing this stream of shit is well i read a review on the metal archive website. the reviewer was reviewing dethklok's first album. all i could say is damn you need to not take everything so damn seriously. he pretty much got everything dead wrong what the show is about, what is satire and what is just a treat for the fans who read the signs in the show everything. i actually had to stop reading and do something else or it wouldn't have been pretty. i actually respond more to bad metal reviews than good ones. hell i've always liked the type of metal they hate (you know deathcore metalcore and nu metal?) and i love to say that. i get some shit for it but it's kind of a test to see who the douches are. i actually haven't had anyone stop talking to me and call me a fucking poser or something. ah crap where was i going? i don't know. i started with something and my brain just went off. oh well i'll never stop saying i like that shit. i would cll it a guilty pleasure but i love saying it just to see how people react. and don't worry i'm not giving up but it may be a different story if one of my favorite blogge'rs quits cause then well yeah. i don't have to fucking give my reasons. oh yeah my nwobhm collecting will come to a grinding stop so fucking fast you can't even think. anyway see ya.

pentagram fatal predictions/demoniac possession 7

it starts out with some cool thrash riffs then all hell breaks loose! pentagram were an early death metal band from chile. this 7 was released by a swiss label called chainsaw murder records. raw as fuck early death metal is what this is. the vocalest is what stands out. bloody hell those are some brutal vocals. they don't make em like they used too that's for sure. both songs were lifted from the band's first (or second i don't know) demo. someone put out a discography cd/vinyl that i'm getting. check it out at gbm but get the discography if you like what you hear. now!

slayer world painted blood cd

well i'm staying. and i'm writing a metal post because i can. i bought this after seeing slayer live. good show. i have heard everything slayer put out and i can honestly say i like it all even god hates us a2l and christ elusions. yeah i am a fanboy whatever whatever fuck off. this album is well it's slayer. it sounds like slayer. the vocals are good (he's lost his great voice so now he shouts) the drums are good the bass is um well i guess it's there but i have no idea. i like the mix of this album. guitar's nice but the solos are crap. i like that it's a short album. with metallica putting out 75 minute long albums (which are very good but are a bit long) it's nice to see a band put out a 40 minute album. overall if you want something different from what slayer usually puts out don't get this. but if you want a decent slayer album get this. not too important but good.

what's wrong?

well i don't want to sound winy but i need post this. this blog has had a lot of little problems. i didn't get the blog url i wanted, i deleted the damn thing and couldn't start over, i can't post mp3s of the records i own, i can't post comments, and well that's about it. you know when i first started this thing i had one thing in mind. talkin music with other people. i'm so fucking thankfull for all the comments i've ever gottin and to tell you truth comments keep me going. but i thought i'd at least have two regulars. i actually know the reason. let's face it. how many punk blogs exist? thousands hundreds of thousands. and the fact that i can't even post pics doesn't help. i deon't if i'll continue this thing. i'm not trying to be winy but it's true. thanks to all who made this special. now i'm saying i don't think. don't stop checking up and for the love of satan (ha ha) don't stop leaving comments! maybe i'll start another blog called worthless shit blog or something.

agnostic front cause for alarm lp

i'm not even gonna get into the whole nazi thing cause it's pointless. with all these pc idiots complaining about nazism i think i'll check out later skrewdriver. i have more respect for someone who listens to right wing music but doesn't believe in the lyrics and doesn't care about the lyrics than all these idiotic punks who are all "if the music doesn't totally agree with what i say then i'm not listening." anyway on to the record. i don't actually have the first lp but i have the 7 i reviewed it a long time ago. this is much more metal influenced stuff. the next two albums were the same then i think they went back to hardcore. i still think what would of happened if they became a real crossover band. and yes crossover is metal with punk in it not half and half. dri actually went total metal on the last album. ssd went the hard rock (i call it barf rock cause the only hard rock band i like is the runaways) way. great punk metal from new york. if you're a pure punk nazi like someone i know and don't even like a little metal in your music then stay away. but if you do like a little metal then get it. coming up next whatever i want! i have no clue what i'll review next.

gg allin gimme some head 7

well you should all know about gg from my blog and where he stands on my list. two grat fucking garage punk songs from this master of punk. the backing band is very interesting. two guys from mc5 and two dudes from the jabbers his band at the time. gimme some head is just amazing with those little solos and dead or alive is just as good but a little different. you should all get this and get everything by this guy. kbd has it. and tell him elliott sent you.

gism detestation 12

alright so no more scool for a while. i finished my final early so i could listen to records. this is gism. that's it. ok not really. distorted as fuck guitar raw bass amazing drums and the greatest voice in punk metal. yes this has a lot of metal in it but whatever. and if you don't like that your a bad person. and to all death metal singers if you want the best voice in death metal look to gism. funny isn't it that the best death metal voice doesn't sing in a death metal band? oh i have a lot more to say about this album but i won't. just listen for yourself. you can find it in no time. now dis dis destroy!

r.i.p. corpse candy

well according to my sorses corpse candy is no more. if you don't know who they are you suck. anyway i reviewed them a long ass time ago. so sad.

protes bengt in bengt we trust 7 ep

well i have a big test tomorrow but as someone probably said once "i don't really give a shit i want to listen to punk." well summer is almost here. for some that means a vacation and going away. for me however that means i'm gonna be posting a lot more. anyway on to the post. holy fuck! swedish thrash at it's best. 32 songs of mayhem right before grindcore exploded. the singer (i don't know if he can be called singer) from filthey christians is in this band as well as the guys from the amazing mob 47. get the fucker from gbm. actually not much to say about the music except for play really fuckin loud. i mean so loud they can hear you around the block. trust me that's the best way to play it. actually the singer is in some band called bruce banner. great new hardcore. so check this fucker at. gbm has it. oh and a little pressing info. according to erich 1000 were made. they asked for 1000 more but the record guys fucked up and pressed more of the mob 47 ep so they sold that. i don't know anything about if it's been repressed but check it out. now.

undertaker world demonation demo tape

wow. just put this this on and i said you have to review it! what a monster of a tape released in like 1989 or something. i know a little about this band. they have another tape which is just as good as this which i'll review later. anyway what we have is some good ole metal with death metal mixed in. it's amazing. favorites are the whole damn tape but hellamentary school is a standout. and so are the other four tracks. wait if all 5 stand out then nothing stands out. oh fuck it just get it at last days of man on earth.

another update with no interesting title

well i'm not where i should be right now (some place where access to the web is imposible for me) so what's the best thing to do? post! that's right. i have nothing to do (thinking about going back to sleep) so i'm posting. was listening to the le mans previews on radio le mans. now i'm looking for more shit to review. i sometimes take out a record and say "oh i'll review this" only to realise that i already have. it sucks too. i blame it all on whoever is reading this garbage. why are you still reading? coming up some metal and some punk. and some rants. oh and i love what erich said about comments. check his powerage post. it means a lot to get comments even if it's just saying thanks or cool. i know my blog isn't the best (in truth it's pretty lacking) but it's all i can do. and i'm sorry i can't put up pictures. or mp3s. ok enough of the wining check my blog out and fucking comment. don't be a dick. ok i'm done. review coming.

live albums

well here's a little rant to keep pt alive and well. why i hate live albums. first you don't even get the whole show you get some songs. well i can think of some albums that were actually the whole show but that's beca8ce they only played for 30 minutes. second when i listen to a live album or go to a show i want lots of fuckups and sloppy ass playing. just listen to the germs live record. this has got to be one of my favourite live records ever. but when you hear some big band do a live album where are the fuckups? nowhere. also the sound on these recordings isn't raw enough. third when i go to a show i want to hear the members of the band say stupid shit. no i don't like getting the croud pumped either but i like it when bands just talk about stupid shit in betreen songs. so you can keep your live records. oh and what's your favorite live band/record?

germs lexicon devil 7 ep

well here's the other germs single. i like this a little less than the forming single but it's germs so it's still very good. and that guitar sound! i guess pat didn't own an amp (how did he play on forming) so the producer was supposed to bring an amp but forgot so they plugged the thing into the board. and the result is just amazing. get this from kbd. and get that discography just to have it really it's crap. enjoy.

nog watt fear 7 ep

well i'm back with a lot mree reviews. this is great all girl hardcore (didn't know that existed) with a great mound. great vocals. had to get this at 7inchpunk. i'm glad this doesn't have some very long name. great and fast. like the drums on this. get it now and thrash.

irl texas preview

not to much to say on this one. conway probably won't be back and i don't know about hunterrey (sorry about the misspelling) other than that it's a boring isc track. i'm probably not gonna even watch it. i'll catch the highlights. and about the winner who cares? will power doesn't have a chance in hell at winning on these kind of tracks (hey will i like you so surprise me) so i know who it's gonna be. more later. i'll come back with propper spelling (i can't spell) and i'll review another album.