whargoul
dave brockie

well i just found out dave of gwar has published my favorite book of all time whargoul. it used to be up on his site but he took it down. this means i can't read it unless dave does an audio book (come on dave please?) anyway i found another way to have it again. not the point though. the point is that i've read this book like 12 times. so why not review it? this book is based on a song off gwar's 5th album. the book is about the demon of war whargoul who lives off death basically. he needs souls to feed. also he needs shit in human's brain stems. this book is pretty graphic. and pretty gory. and that's why i love it. anyway this book is about all the wars he faught in and all the people he killed. i won't go into plot detales as you need to read it. i had no idea what it was gonna be like and it turned out better than i ever emagined and i can't wait to read it again. btw my favorite character is the pustulater even if he has like an inch of space. how can you not love a mountain of shit? anyway buy this if you love gore and war history and love it as much as i do. dave brockie is god! also i'm gonna be doing more book reviews.

2nd birthday of elliott sucks

it's the blogs 2nd birthday. 2 years i've been doing this. wow. 4 followers and only 1 commenter. whatever. at least i get any feedback. i feel like the band anvil. trying to get success and no one listening. so sad. but i'll try to continue with this blog. so more reviews coming up i guess. i'll probably never quit. it's sad how hard i try to get feedback. but anyway i'm in this for the long hall now