protes bengt bengt e sankt demo tape

more fuckshitupism from sweden. this band changed from the ep. now they were like heresy and dri one note hc. still this is really really really good! per's voice is still hard as shit. really good rifs here. quite short only 12 songs. i don't know how much i can say on this how much can you say about a demo like this?? the guitar tone is amazingly raw. one thing is it seems they double tracked the guitars or maybe that's just me. still this blows most demos from 1986 out of the watter. i can't actually remember one track. the problem as with most of these type of hc bands is they kind of blend into one long track. still this is worth well i guess downloading as i can't find it to buy and i don't think the demo or the ep will ever be reissued. bastards. btw you may notice some changes with the blog. i'm playing around with some blogger things so it may look a little weird for a while. hope you like the fact that now every time i post you get an email. hahaha i just want to be anoying! seriously that's all i want to do. anyway i'm probably gonna start posting youtube vids too so look forward to that

rip misery addict

so from what i've read misery addict are broken up. it sucks cause they put out some damn good records and i was really looking forward to hearing how the ma sound had evolved. plus they contacted my blog which makes them the best new band in the world. they existed for two years. during that time they put out an ep, a tape, a split with beasts (the reason they contacted me), and a compilation ep. not bad at all. all while getting heavyer and heavyer. what i'll miss most about ma is the humor. very few punk bands can be serious lyricly yet have humorous writings. ma pulled them off thanks to the demented front man andrew bishop. goodby misery addict. the punk scene won't be quite as well quite as not as shitty as it is without you

note on reviewing new records

from now on unless it's a big release or i really love the record i will only review new records if they're sent to me. otherwise i will wait a year to review any new records i get from small labels. my blog is just as important as any magazine people send records too and i ame to prove that. that is all. sorry if this sounds dickheadish but after two years it's time i set a standard.

anal cunt the olld testament 1988-91 double cd

at first i didn't know what this was. i thought it was just the early years cd. well it sort of is. pretty much contains the same tracks with a few exceptions. well i lost my coppy 3 years ago so of course when i was out at amoeba today i baught it right up. the first track is the band's never before heard first demo. it's the rawest of all the recordings as it was recorded in singer seth putnam's mother's addic (wonder what the mom thought) anyway as anyone who knows early axcx will know this is pure noise. noise for noises sake if you will. anyway this album is best played wile drunk. seriously i have a huge fuckin headache right now. 2 disks dude. all the stuff that was on the early years cd is on this with the exception of the outakes from another ep. ah well. this comp also has a few weird songs at the end of the second disk. as well as some comp tracks not on the early years. the best tracks are the early demo, the 47 song demo, the 88 song ep both sides, and the 5643 song ep both sides. seriously this is only for those who love noise and i mean really really love noise. this is almost too much for me. still if you like hc give some of these a listen.

the band with no name 1979 demo

or as they would like to be called now amebix. this is straight up punk. the recording is just awefull. then again maybe it's cause it was recorded in 79. this reminds me of the clash a lot. i have no idea what the vocals are saying and to be honest this does drag on. still this is a pretty solid tape. oh and happy new year! also i'm going to go see anvil in february so i'll review that show. stay cool and i promous i'll try to think about doing more posts this year. what that means is i'll never do a post for the rest of the year. oh btw just a little sidenote about amebix. one of these songs got on the bullshit detecter comp i can't remember which one cause i'm dumb. it's funny how many obscure bands got on those comps and then bands like napalm death and amebix were on before they were huge

whargoul
dave brockie

well i just found out dave of gwar has published my favorite book of all time whargoul. it used to be up on his site but he took it down. this means i can't read it unless dave does an audio book (come on dave please?) anyway i found another way to have it again. not the point though. the point is that i've read this book like 12 times. so why not review it? this book is based on a song off gwar's 5th album. the book is about the demon of war whargoul who lives off death basically. he needs souls to feed. also he needs shit in human's brain stems. this book is pretty graphic. and pretty gory. and that's why i love it. anyway this book is about all the wars he faught in and all the people he killed. i won't go into plot detales as you need to read it. i had no idea what it was gonna be like and it turned out better than i ever emagined and i can't wait to read it again. btw my favorite character is the pustulater even if he has like an inch of space. how can you not love a mountain of shit? anyway buy this if you love gore and war history and love it as much as i do. dave brockie is god! also i'm gonna be doing more book reviews.

2nd birthday of elliott sucks

it's the blogs 2nd birthday. 2 years i've been doing this. wow. 4 followers and only 1 commenter. whatever. at least i get any feedback. i feel like the band anvil. trying to get success and no one listening. so sad. but i'll try to continue with this blog. so more reviews coming up i guess. i'll probably never quit. it's sad how hard i try to get feedback. but anyway i'm in this for the long hall now

dr aids the return of necroquegcuntcore ep

well this is the newest stuff by dr aids. as the name suggests this is a rerecording of 3 songs from the demo and a gg allin cover. let's talk about the rerecordings first. i'm gonna be honest and say i prefer the demo ones. these ones aren't bad but it seems like they've moved on from these songs. plus i liked the mix of the demo songs (more about that in a bit) and they weren't written for 2 vocalists. but they don't sound like they're just laying down tracks either. i feel the anger. still i'd have to say the best rerecording they did was kattie price fuck off to jorden on the first ep. now on to the mix. well...it's loud. i mean really loud. thanks for deffening me agz. the drums are fucked though. i can't describe it they sound very shaky. joe is a good drummer so that's a shame. the guitar and bass sound is great though sometimes the bass overshadows the guitar. that along with piggy is louder than agz on the cover. now on to the cover. it's just fucking amazing. the accents come through great with the slang that gg uses. oh and it's called bight it you cunt non this. i wonder why. haha. it's pretty damn scummy. overall this is a good record just i think it's time for some new stuff and the drums are fucked. get it for free at agzdaredz.blogspot.com. also i got another song for a compilation but i'm not sure how much i can say. all i can say is it's pretty funny. get this or fuck off!

special offer!

hi kids. special black friday (not really) offer for you!! now i'm getting coppys of the drive me to kill you ep by dr aids. that's right they're gonna reach american shores. and you can have a coppy! for 5 bucks. just email ellindamood@gmail.com and i'll get you're address and stuff. now the eps will come soon and people have already ordered from me so you better order fast! especially cause i have no idea how many i'm getting. i told him as many as i can get. the money will go into producing the album i'm making. so order fast! and even if you don't really like the music if you know someone who does they can make good christmas gifts!

the drunken cholos livin' la vida loco ep

well this is quite the record if you ask me. here we have the original lineup of tge queers. the lineup on the first ep. that's right. just the three of them. so you can guess how much i wanted to hear this. and now that i've heard it? i fuckin love it!!!!!!!!! 7 funny songs about smokin pot and chinese food. how can you not love this!!! one of the few new (post-1987) records i love. this was released in 2001 on hopeless. they also put out a split with some other band. i'd love to have those songs too. you gotta get this. oh and it has good production which isn't a bad thing. the only i can describe this is how tim of mrr described the queers' first ep. "charming in a retarded kind of way"

stolen hearts heart collecter 7 ep

well wile i wait for zach to give me some great old hc records i can review i thought i'd review a new powerpop record. oh yeah and it's a great new powerpop record. what's with all these genres making a comeback? i mean first hardcore, then thrash metal, then punk, now powerpop? come to think of it can you remember a great band out of any of those genres that was still going strong in the 90s? if you can please comment. anyway great cachy powerpop with a simply amazing lead singer. what a voice she has. the first song heart collecter is probably my favorite and not just because i could dedicate that song to a few people. but the other two tracks rock. i think the band broke up. shame. one of the members went on to play in something called gg king. now i like that band name. gg was the king. anyway not sure how to get this pretty sure it's out of print or something but damnet get it! and zach i did this post just for you. now you can post something and i can have more records to review! on 2nd thought i have a lot of metal i can review so

drunken profane almost midnight rant

well i was looking through my posts and blog history. in damn near two years of doing this i got 4 fucking followers, i've done almost 380 fucking posts, and only one or two people read this fucking thing. this is not how i planned my blog would be in two years. it's fucking shocking. i must be the least frequented blog on the net and why do i do it? i don't know. for the ego? that's a laugh and a half. if i did it strictly for ego i'd have killed myself about a year ago. i guess the reason i keep doing this is i just hope things will improve. i hope (i don't pray we've been over this unless you didn't read that one either) every day that people will discover my little soapbox and like what i'm writing. i don't know it's a little depressing. no i take that back it's a lot depressing. i understand people have lives but fuck dude hafl the comments are mine. that's not good i don't care what country you're from. so what's the future? i'm sure i'll keep posting reviews and no one comments. you wanna know something? Zach is probably the only reason this blog stays afloat. serious thanks man. now if you just happen to click on ole elliott sucks please for the love of dog, comment? and if you like what you see and you have a blogger account follow? i'm pretty much begging right now cause i don't want to keep doing this and wasting my time. i can tell when this is a lost cause. it probably is already but i'll keep doing this at least til january. and one more thing. my followers who may or may not read this could you tell your friends? please? also i'm still open for records to review. ellindamood@gmail.com is where you can email me

hey does anyone know where i can find the two cia records? thanks.

hi kids elliott here for a quick little update. sorry for not posting anything in a very very very long time. i've been going through some things. you know like racers diing. anyway though i'll be back with more reviews

negative trend s/t 7 aka we don't play we riot 12

well hello kids. elliott back again with some in your face punk. great punk from 78. negative trend were from san fransisco and featured will and steve later of flipper. you can hear a bit of flipper in this ep but it's a lot more musical. 4 great dark punk songs with a hint of new york glam rock. that's kind of to be expected as i'm pretty sure they were all junkies. the singer's voice cracks on a couple of songs and he's about as melodic as me but it's still great. good mix too. shadder can play bass i'll tell ya. this was the only thing by negative trend other than a few tracks on the beach blvd comp and tooth and nale comp. actually the tooth and nale stuff is just a different mix of the blvd songs. anyway get this. it's been reissued a number of times so buy or die. or just download who gives a fuck?

disattack a bomb drops demo tape

well it seams all my blogs are on vacation. what you mean people actually have lives? anyway i thought i'd get back to what this blog was mad fore. in the words of agz, "punk as fuck!" this demo is by a band that features kenn and bill later of carcass along with pek vocals and paul i think who plays the bass. basically this was carcass before carcass. released in 85 this is about what you'd expect from a band called disattack. streight forward d-beat. i think pek is from finland and if i had to guess i'd say that's where they were from. for some reason a lot of bands out of europe and japan just kind of fell into this d-beat formula. it took america a few years to catch on but they did with bands like antischism and the lot. this isn't really the best demo in the world but hell it's pretty good and it's worth a few listens. so yeah get this on a blog cause it's long out of print

underoath act of depression cd

sorry i took so long i've been busy doing nothing. so let's get into this album. it's deathcore with some black metal influences or whatever the christians call it. they call it something like nonblack metal or some shit. the production is pretty good nice and raw. the reason i'm reviewing this record is because of the final track. look i don't care if you're christian or whatever but don't talk about it. i t would have been a good album except for on the last track the guitarest starts whining about how people need to let jesus in. he also says "you don't know what you're missing" yes i do dude and i'm happy that i don't believ. i'd rather be unhappy and an athiest than a happy christian because if you ask me that's all religion is is a way to distract you from reality. see my belief is that life is very hard. if you can't deal with the fact that life is hard and have to turn to religion then well that's just sad. anyway that song ruined the album for me. this was the only interesting thing the band put out. everything elce by them is shit. at least they stopped the religious ranting. see even if it's in the lyrics i don't have to care cause i can just hear the music. if it's a spoken part it's different. so yeah don't get this. be back with some classic punk records soon

the damned things ironiclast cd

now i know what you're thinking. has he swiched to mainstream new records for life? no you idiot! i just review whatever i'm listening to at the time. which happens to be this. now when i heard of an anthrax/fall out boy hybrid basically i was like what the fuck? old scott ian must really like making money if he wants to work with fall out boy's x-drummer and guitarest (they broke up hahaha) or so i thought. and now? i still think that. it's okay hard rock. that's about it. generic as all hell but fun to listen to every now and again. oh and the vocalist is from every time i die. so yeah the man who once wrote speak english or die! and who recorded the crab society north demo is now making generic hard rock with a bunch of wanker pop punk cunts. rob from anthrax is in the band too but i really don't know much about him as all i have from anthrax are the first album and a single before the first album. s.o.d was always better. so anyway get this if you want but unless you're ritch don't spend that much money on it. it's fun for when you don't want something that heavy and you just want to chill. which isn't so bad now is it? but seriously scott ian i'm disapointed in you.

nekromantix what happens in hell, stays in hell cd

alright now for something different. i used to love psychobilly. i mean really really love it. like 5 years ago. now i thought i'd reviset an old fave of mine the nekromantix from denmark now from la. now in 2007 i got the newest album before this life is a grave and i dig it. i thought the album was okay. not good but not bad. i thought maybe they'd figure things out on this album. well they have a new lineup (the drummer died and the guitarest quit) and they put out this thing. so what do we have? once again this album is just okay. not amazing but not bad. i must say though that i don't listen to psychobilly any more except for rare moments. still though this just doesn't do much for me. i mean when the sandorf brothers quit the band in 04 or so they clamed it was because it wasn't funny any more. i can see what they mean. it's really just old now. kim nekroman is at least 40 or something. it's time to grow up lyrically. i kissed a ghoul and i liked it? please tell me this is a joke. i mean at least danzig was interesting in the misfits. this is the band's 8th album and it's starting to show. the music is fast sometimes. it's the kind of how it was on life is a grave in that the music is okay though i miss the old more punk guitar sound. also double track your fucking guitar please! i don't know these guys are appealing to the hot topic crowd and i'm not sure they can last much longer. i like this album but i fear it's time for these psychobillys to as they say go to hell. still if you like psychobilly you're probably gonna like this

the faith/void split lp

well things have been kind of fucked up for me. first of all my "friend" rafael died. to be honest he anoyed me but it was a shock to see him go. so yeah. anyway also i'm pissed cause no one comments. for fucks sake people! i don't do this blog so i can fucking waste time i do this blog so i can talk to other people and also hear new music. i've been doing this for over 1 fucking year you cunts. three people have stepped up and i thank them for it (you know who you are) but come on! anyway i don't know why i keep doing this. guess i just like too. so let's get on with this fuckin thing. two dc bands (void were from just outside of dc actually) share this slab of wax. and what a slab. first off is the faith. ripping hc that packs a punch. from what i've gathered they had some former members of soa after hank left. pretty good but the mix is pretty weird. still very angry and great! next up is void. a bit different than the demo but still good. you can hear the metal influences coming through. still i love this band and these 12 smashers are um smashing. produced by ian of minor threat. a fucking hc classic. enjoy this and if you don't fucking comment i'm done

carcass reek of putrefaction lp

well because of a conversation on facebook i will review the first lp by brittish grindcore/melodic death metal/death rock band carcass. now first let me say i love everything by carcass even the last album. that's not to say though that my judgement is clowded by that it's just a fact. anyway when i was 14 i was beginning my grindcore love. i'd heard fear of god and anal cunt and i heard napalm death's first album was a great grind album. so i got it and fell in love. i later learned bill from carcass played guitars on the b-side so i waited a few years (hey i'm slow) before checking carcass. finally i got this album the original mix too though it was on cd. but still. so i put it on. i'd been warned about the bad production before but it was still a surprise. i mean i love bad productions but at first this was a bit much for me. i came to love it though. a bit more death metal influenced than scum it's a bit though not all that slower and the songs seem longer. i won't comment on the lyrics cause the album title and cover (in fact when i bought this the dude at the counter was repulsed by it) says it all. this may have inspired the 21st century novelty cybergrind bands you see a lot do to kenn's vocals (distorted as fuck and creapy) and the mix. i mean on some of the song especially the ones with only one guitar track it's a bit hard to tell anything about the music. still this is damn good grind. gef on bass does most of the vocals and he's good he does his usual vocals. btw hey gef get into dr aids ya cunt! hahahahah. bill's vocals are a bit lower and really pack a punch. i've described kenn's already. holy fuck. 22 songs in just under a half an hour isn't a record (anal cunt can do 42) but this is one of those records you need! go get it! and hi to any members who comment (though no one will) also coming up bill's band disattack. that'll be a treat for ya. also if you want to send me promo stuff please contact me! i'm getting better at reviewing them quickly. hell misery addict i tryed to review it the same day but my internet lost the review. i also reviewed the jasta cd too. anyway pleas send me grind or crust or punk or metal or whatever the fuck.

misery addict the hate tape

well when i first heard misery addict were putting out a new tape i was thrilled. at the same time when i heard it would sound different i didn't know what to think. sure i like change but i fell in love with the not that fast but hard misery addict. so when i got these songs i didn't know what to expect. i'd heard some rough versions and they sounded faster. but nothing could prepare me for this. fast in your fucking face brittish hardcore. the drums pound. the bass throbs, the guitar is something out of this fucking world and the vocals. andrew really must have been pissed about something (maybe it was a day that he ran out of coffee haha) because he screaches and shreaks his way through these 5 songs like some kill animal. everything about this tape is awesome. so far it's the best release of 2011. it'll be out in september and if you don't get this you're a fucking idiot. one of the only bands i can get excited about. buy or die cunts!

the eat god punishes the eat 7 ep

well today i was thinking about what to post next and this came in to my mind. the second release by these punks from florida. not wuite as good as the first one but still pretty damn good. i wish the mix was louder especially on nut cop but what are ya gonna do? 5 enjoyable melodic punk rock songs. the second song has to be my least favorite eat song. it's okay but it never did much for me. after this they put out a 14 song tape which i must review as it's a classic and in the 90s they put out another 7 which is also very good. then the drummer died. this was reissued in that it's not the eat cd so get it! and don't worry more punk is coming up. i have a shitload of old records i need to review. i mean a shitload. anyway i'm out

night birds fresh kills vol. 1 cd
this is one of those new punk bands that get so much shit. you know the whole punk is dead thing and wile i do aggree i still enjoy new punk. and this cd is quite enjoyable. released a while back on grave mistake records (i've been really busy and couldn't get around to this when i wanted) this cd compiles everything by this band up to this point. and what great music it is! great melodic hc. sometimes like in bad biology they remind me of the freeze. and if you can remind me of the freeze i'd say you've done a good job. my favorites are the tracks from the midnight movies tape but the first 7 is great as well. and so is everything elce! great songs with interesting lyrics. and it's over so fast! i here they're putting out an lp. want! it's gotta be great. get this however you can. seriously dudes if you like melodic (not pop) punk you gotta have this. a short one today cause i don't want to ruin this for ya. bad bad bad bad biology!

zombie holocaust strike force cd

well i'm back with a new(ish) thrash album. saw these guys at thrasho last year. it took me this long to get the album but not because i didn't like them. no the reason is i was bombarded with death metal and mainstream stuff so this kinda slipped out of my mind. but now i got it. and what do we have? very good party thrash. municipal waste has kinda chilled a bit on the partying side. but not zh. hailing from northern california this band cranks out one slammer after another. yes i have a soft spot in my heart for thrash. and this is great! production is great which might be a downer for some (sometimes it is with me) but on the other hand you can hear everything even the bass. overall i really like this album. simple and raw. zombie holocaust are working on a new album and i'd love to get it when it comes out. get this if you like new thrash!

void potion for bad dreams unreleased lp

hello! do you remember me? i'm elliott and i write shit reviews that only i read! it seems like it's been a long time between reviews. in my deffence i went to the moto gp races. stoner won. anyway that's mostly why i haven't been reviewing stuff. anyway this is an unreleased lp by void. yes that void. the amazing hardcore void. i know what that sounds like. you're probably drewling with your pants down. well put your pants back on. i must warn you if you are a hardcore fan you might not want to read this. if you're open minded (like me) then read on brother! anyway void went down the path so many hardcore bands took in the mid-80s. metal. now this could go two ways. it could go really good or really bad. now unlike most unwashed hc fans i love metal. and i usually love when punk bands go metal (even dri i just love to piss off new dri fans by saying i hate the metal stuff) some of it (gang green ssd) takes a while to grow on me but it usually does. and what is this? this is some fuckin good metal. more in the classic metal vane (compared to dri) and i quite like it. the vocals are more growled now and it just works. it's sort of fast though not as fast as the demo and split. now for why it's unreleased. it was gonna be put out on touch and go in 84 but i guess that didn't work out. t&g still try to release it but the guitarest keeps blocking it. shouldn't be that hard to track down as i got it yesterday. surprisingly good sound too. get this if you're a metalhead. if you love the demo and split (which will be reviewed soon) and hate the thought of them sounding different than go home and cry. do it! btw elliott sucks will soon also be a podcast! as soon as i set up the email you'll be able to download the elliott sucks radio show. i don't know if it'll be posted on this blog (as i have no idea how to make links) but i'll direct you to where you can download it. it'll probably just be an audio version of this blog where i review records (probably stuff that's on the blog already though in more detale) and rant. enjoy when i post it!

a more metallic direction

well my punk collection has slowed a lot so i'll probably be reviewing more metal records. my metallic collection has just grown. so yeah unless some angel of the punk world comes down with an amazing 80s record (please) it's gonna be all metal.

pandamonium promo 2010 cd

well this should have gone on a lot sooner than it did. but i've had shit going on so it's late but better late than never. you see the great thing about blogging is that you get promos from bands asking you to review something and you get turned on (or sometimes off) to new music. in my case when godz ov war productions contacted me about reviewing a band called pandamonium i didn't know what to say except sure! i love hearing new bands. actually these guys have been going on for a while but still they were new to me. okay i said so what do we have here? i opened the package up (came all the way from poland which is cool) pretty great black death metal came out of the speakers. i was empressed from the start. great riffs, and a very nice sound. only 2 songs cause it's a promo for an album that will be dropping this fall. and man what an album that will be. especially with these two tracks on it. i like everything about the band. the vocals are great death growls that fit the album perfectly. you can tell these guys know what they're doing. can't say enough about this. get the album when iy comes out. it's a musthave for this year. suport em! and bands/labels if you want me to review anything get in touch with me at ellindamood@gmail.com. it doesn't usually take me as long as it did (i'm not even gonna say how long it took) so please send em over and please comment. that's what fuels this blog. coming up more old shit and some new. got some more known new releases as well as some um not so known. and soon i hope pandamonium will be a more known band

anal cunt 40 more reasons to hate us lp

this is more seth putnam love. streight up fucking grindcore. 42 tracks (that's right) of a mix of insults and sillyness. now you know how much i love seth and anal cunt and i will deffend him so no comments about him being racist. see? even the so-called non pc people get offended by this guy. that's why i like him so much. anyway most of the songs on here are short (except the cover of gloves of metal which is over 4 minutes long) abd too the fucking point. this is why i love grindcore. short fast and to the fucking point. anyway if you're offended by seth then leave a comment so i can make fun of you. oh and this has one of the greatest titles in music. everyone in the underground music scene is stupid. so true. anyway get this and love it! and fuck the pussys who can't take it

cryptic slaughter life in grave demo tape

i actually thought i'd posted this earlyer. now i always wondered why the band was called cryptic slaughter. i mean with albums called convicted and money talks why would they have a name like that? well now i know. no political lyrics or any of that shit. i mean the first song is called flesh of the wench. fuck yeah! anyway the music is amazingly fast crossover thrash. the kind municipal waste try to do but fail. i wonder is this more punk or more metal? i mean it's amazing. a perfect blend of punk and metal. the first album is just as amazing and i shal review it soon. get this now! oh this was reissued on the convicted reissu. but the sound on those rips are really bad. get this on a blog somewhere. and thrash til death!

bad influence war's no fun demo tape

ah yes. here's another little treat for you. it's a band out of san fransisco called bad influence. this is the only thing they put out in 1983 and i'm surprised about that. very good um i'm not sure if it's thrash but it's damn good hardcore with good lyrics. the intire demo was released on a 7 so get that cause it's amazing! and what a sound. sometimes demos are recorded at practices and they sound aweful. however i think the sound on here (which sounds kinda like the dorf demo) fits the music. it's raw and gritty and that's how it should be! get this however you can. and tell me what you think. that's why i don't go into everything and totally give everything away. i want you to make your own descisions about the music. so yeah do that!

unseen force in search of the truth lp

yes 3 posts in one day. this is unseen force's only lp released in 1986. and what a fantastic record is is. not thrash but mid-tempo hardcore of the finest kind. 12 greaqt songs. this was in that package i got from grave mistake records a fuck of a long time ago. yeah sorry about the long wait i've been busy. anyway this was reissued with demo tracks from a band a few of the guys were in called 2000 maniacs which i'll review later and a live over the radio set. very nice package get it! this may be a bit late in hardcore for some people but it's still very good and if you're gonna let the year stop you from enjoying this then you're a sad excuse for a human. get this and slam!

municipal waste waste em all lp

i have a big problem with this band. i like the music and listen to it but something stops me from loving this. i cant think of it oh yeah i know what it is. it's complete fucking unoriginal crossover thrash. i mean really unoriginal. now i enjoy cryptic slaughter and s.o.d but i'd never want to start a band that sounds just like them. well municipal waste don't share my view it seems. these guys are stuck in the 80s i think with all the other thrash revival bands. it's kind of sickening to tell you the truth. however if you want to mindlessly headbang (as i do sometimes) this is a musthave. very fast music with a great production. they would never really change up the sound on future albums (though the new one isn't quite as fast) but if you like mindless thrash get the 4 albums. oh and i can think of two things mw stole in the naming of the band and the album. first of all the name is a ripoff of chemical waste who i'll review in a future post. also waste em all is well yeah i don't have to tell you. it's still pretty fun music but just not very original. still get it if you like crossover. and fly on top of the world!

brats 1980 lp

well here's a little treat for ya. i first heard this band on a good bad blog (yeah sorry i'm not as cool as you guys) and thought i'd check it out. i learned that the guitarests later formed mercyful fate. at the time that was just a name to me (though it later became a near religious experience) but i figured i'd give it a shot. and what a record! punk metal at its best. a lot of the tracks are hard rock/heavy metal and just rock. but a few tracks are pretty damn punk. i later learned that they used to be a punk band and put out two singles (if anyone has them please give share!) and had some tracks on a comp of danish punk which are very simple yet very good. i love this album! the drums pound, you can hear the bass and it works well, the guitars just sound great and the vocals go great with this album. this was reissued so go fucking get it! and if anyone has more of this stuff please share. don't hold out on me!

i miss the old days. the days when hpr was the blog i most followed. the days when zach and i would talk about obscure pun and i felt good. the days when it took me forever to load a page. i discovered so many great bands in the last 3 years. it's sad that now hpr is pretty much dead and zach is i guess having a good time without the computer. if only i was that lucky. i'm still carying on though or trying too. maybe i need to stop living in the past. it's just that it was so fun for me. now i don't know. some good things are happening but i still miss the old days. review coming up i guess.

venom black metal lp

are you ready? but are you fucking ready? to get your ass kicked! this album will do just that. pure and raw fucking metal from a time when metal mattered. classic nwobhm that sounds nothing like any other nwobhm band. it's faster, heavyer, and the vocals are so much different from any other band of that period. the vocals are angry snarles that really leave you stunned. man that guy is pissed! and the lyrics. streight to the point satanism. ah if only they believed it then things would be really interesting. they were one of the bands on the pmrc's shitlist in the mid-80s and you can see why. evil venom singing songs about satan! we must protect our kids from the awesomeness! this is the band's 2nd album and probably the greatest one they did. i think it's one of the greatest albums of all time even if the name and lyrics did inspire a pretty stupid subgenre of heavy metal. get this how ever you can and neal before it's mighty power! hail satan!

discharge 1977 demo

you know what's sad? i thought this summer i wouldn't want to post at all. well here i am even though i'm getting fuck all in the way of comments and i'm not too happy about it. come on! i know none of you have lives. oh well this has turned into something only i read. fuck it's depressing. especially when i think of how much work i put into this. i mean i spend hours going ovre recirds and shit. oh well. i'm really not sure if this is the discharge everyone knows. doesn't matter though if it is it's fucking funny. i mean this sounds like 15 year olds who heard the sex pistols and thought oh we can do that! well i don't know if they did or not. it's a lot simpler than the sex pistols (yes i said it) and the singer sounds like rottin. overall though pretty good stuff. if this is the discharge everyone knows than you should have never got cal. fucking d-beat. anyway get this and see why they love dead babys! and please fucking comment if you don't well i don't understand it. i mean i can understand if i had music and you were a cunt like that but i don't even have mp3s! i'm actually starting to think nobody reads this. makes me sad

the crowd dig yourself 7 ep

well it's summer and i'm alone in my house. the window is open and the birds are singing. and i'm very very very fucking tired cause i've been up all night. anyway this is the crowd out of southern california. this was released in 1995 and is some really really good pop punk. nothing wrong with pop punk anyway but this band does it really well. they even have a buzzcocks cover which is one of my personal theme songs. i got the first version with 5 tracks but all others have 4 i think. oh yeah and it's produced by bret from bad religion. get this if you like driving melodic punk. if you don't than i got something for you coming up real soon so stay tuned.

dr aids drive me to kill you ep cd

well it's summer vacation so why not post? time for some cunt core of the highest order. more great crust only this time agz shares the vocals with the x drummer i believe. piggy's voice (yes he's called piggy) is more streightup hardcore and fits the songs well. other than that it's still the same amazing crust sound. one old song and six new ones for your um intertainment. you can download these songs off the band's bandcamp page and the cd will be out in a few weeks. also check em out on youtube! my favorites are shit eating freak and the title track.

i have some troubling news to anounce. on june 11th 2011 Seth Edward Putnam died of a heart attack at age 43. when i heard the news i couldn't believe it. i really just wanted someone to say hahahahaha we was just fuckin wit you man. i'm hopeful that will still come. seth was the vocalist for anal cunt and his music has touched my life. it's interesting but a novelty band with horibly racist/sexist lyrics touched my life. maybe because he did whatever he wanted. the gg allin of grindcore is dead. let us all remember seth and all the laughs we had. god damn i'll miss him. i always wanted to see anal cunt perform and now i'll never get too. new post coming up hopefully. we must move on. but let us never forget him.

dr. aids necroquegcuntcore demo

fuck deleting this i'm setting a fucking example for you useless fucks. i'm not following the trend of closing my blog. anyway this is amazing fucking crust done right. funny as hell lyrics with a maniac vocalist. out of england (as if you couldn't tell) this band is a master of d-beats and metallic riffs. also great sound nice and angry. they've released an ep i'll review soon. you can download this at http://www.agzdaredz.blogspot.com. enjoy and fuck ending blogs!

assuck born backwards demo

now every grind fan of the 90s should know about assuck. this is the demo put out in 88? i think. anyway what we have is great grindcore. no ultra political lyrics this time more of a satan thing going on which doesn't bother me one bit. the one thing that does is the guitar. i don't know if they've got some sort of effect on them but they just sound weird. i didn't even know it was a guitar at first. the drumming is great as it always is with this band. 17 quick songs and it's over but damn what great 17 songs. if they'd only done something about the guitar. oh well you can't have everything. get this if you like grindcore. i'll be reviewing more of these guys soon. also coming up will be in no order the now into the 80s, infest no man's slave, septic death crossed out twice, and many many many more.

death piggy smile or die! cd

this took me 5 years to find. probly could have found a download but i wanted a physical coppy. this is a death piggy discography with all 3 eps. and it's great stuff. a bit weird at times this is streightup sillycore or funnycore if you'd like. the lyrics are funny as hell. musically it differs from formula core and goes into well weirdness. dave brockie's vocals are as manic as ever. try and get this. this was 25 bucks on ebay for a sealed coppy. not sure but i think this was put out in 99 and had a short press run. someone needs to repress this. do it! anyway get it however you can.

peach kelli pop s/t lp

this. this is art. this is pure perfection. no other way to put it. for those of you who don't know (or care) peach kelli pop is allie who is the drummer for the fantastic white wires. this is her side project. and what a record. i'm not sure you can call this powerpop. i'd just call it pop. everything on this album is perfect. the production is a bit raw at times but that's what makes it so great. that and allie's great voice and well everything. best record i've heard in a long time. on another note it was because of allie that i started practicing powerpop beats when i heard the white wires lp. didn't know who she was just heard the lp and said i'd like to do this. back to the lp. it's amazing all the way through. get this when they repress it. and allie if you are reading give yourself a pat on the back for making a perfect record. and keep in mind that no one is paying me or anything and i'm not just writing this to get anything out of anything. i really think this is a perfect record. i know a lot of reviews are positive but i don't want to waste my time listening to an album that i hate just so i can review it. already did that with level. actually i have one complaint about peach. she's not from california so i can't brag about how souch an amazing record came from my home state. nope she's from canada. damn. they just have everything. might move one day, anyway i've ranted enough. get this. on a sidenote can you believe i didn't sware once during this whole review?

brain f so dim 7

i gotta keep this up. brain f are a new band from somewhere in america. the music is great punk i'd call it. it took me a long while to like the vocals though. i've never been a fan of vocal distortion. but now i see what i didn't like. they should have mixed the vocals up lmore. other than that you get two driving songs with some great rifs. a-side is my favorite. just a short one as it's only two songs. check it. released on the amazing grave mistake records.

end of days

i can just hear the end. it is coming.

anal cunt fuckin a cd

this is my 330th post and what better way to mark this meaningless event then to review one of my favorite new releases of the new year. yes it is anal cunt's newest offering fuckin a. kind of a weird album for axcx. it's 30 minutes long but it has only 10 songs. what? have they sold out? no you asshole! this is kind of a consept album where the amazing seth putnam takes on 80s cock rock bands. that's right a grindcore cock rock punk album. the musissionship is shit then again if you buy an anal cunt album for the music you're pretty stupid. this is a little less cock rock then i would have hoped. i was expecting a full on glam album with seth singing in a high voice. what you get is as i said a weird mix of cock rock and punk with awesome lyrics. i mean how can you not like a song called kickin your ass and fuckin your bitch? classic stuff. seth's vocals are as awesome as ever. get this if you want a laugh or just really love cock rock punk. and sing it with me fuck yeah! fuck yeah!

tma what's for dinner? lp

yes he's back with another one that one person will read. tma was a band out of new jersey. this lp was released in 1984 on jimboco records. now this lp is um i don't know. a joke? i think they were just having fun on this. suck my dick surf nazi? mmm very serious stuff. i can't describe this. just check it. very very good hardcore punk. i actually like the mix on this it's punk sounding. profane lyrics but that's just fine. they released a 2nd lp which i'd love to hear. if anyone has a good rip of it let me know and you'll be rewarded. one funny story in one of the songs i thought the singer said i've got a brain up my ass when in fact i think he saud i got a brain of my own. so check it out!!!!!

leprous hades ep

well this is another local band with a great sound. this is some great 80s type death metal. as great as this is i can't help but think that the 80s are over, they've been over for some time. still this is one brutal 3-track ep. i especially like the guitar sound and the vocals. if the singer is reading this then you are amazing! the only problem with it is i think they could have sped it up a little. oh well. if anyone has the 211 demo i want to hear that. not much more i can say. get it and enjoy!

jack and the rippers no desire/i feel like a tram 7

well i woke up today and i just needed to post something. i couldn't think of anything to review except this little slab. i do have a huge collection of records i still have to do but i haven't got a chance to really listen. anyway let's get on to the record. i'm really not sure if this is pop or punk. pop punk? both songs are classic punk songs. i really can't decide which song is better. i guess some people don't like the flip. i on the other hand love both songs. i think this is a swiss band with a brittish singer. not that much i can say downloas this or buy a reissue. it's not hard to find a rip of it. anyway enjoy.