Wednesday, January 23, 2013

i'm bored

my ipod took a shit, my records are hiding, i have no cd play....fuck, i suck. so...i have no idea what the hell to review. i'm still alive. my computer just deleted all my songs...thanks computer. and keeps cutting out. waiting for the racing season to pick up. maybe by then i'll have some new records. peach kelli pop has a new record...wanna get my hands on that..awesome artist. other than that, i've been watching a shitload of british stock car racing, as well as tv shows such as tripping the rift and duckman...jesus, i have no fucking life...this post is just to tell you all i haven't died yet, not like it matters. oh, and fuck you bishop!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

annihilist betrayal on the warpath ep

yeah i'm a lazy cunt. i haven't done a post in a while and...whatever. no one reads this. i wonder when bishop will realise i even posted this. annihilist was a killer thrash band from england with bishop on vocals..if i have to tell you who bishop is you're an idiot. this is the band's second and last release sadly. the incriminated demo showed the band was good. this shows what could have been. the rerecorded versions of the songs on the demo are amazing, just amazing. the new songs are as good. the best song though is the title track. oh my fucking god, what great..everything. the mix is professional yet still sounds raw. bishop improved his vocals and now they're just fucking brutal. this band doesn't go fast a lot but tje midpased thrash is amazing. it's also not very sloppy either. the last track is fucking funny. how small is my bannanna? haha. love the sort of antichristian lyrics too. everything on this ep is spot on and if the members had any fucking brains they'd reform. reform you bastards! reform! get this on the net. all hail annihilist!!!!!!!

Monday, January 7, 2013

deicide s/t lp

hi! remember me? i'm elliott, the guy who blogs? well, sorry i haven't posted in forever, i had female trouble. but, i'm over that so let's get back to bitching about how no one looks at my blog. thanks to the singer from social overload for commenting, that was cool. everyone knows who deicide. satanic death metal band. this is the first album released in 1990. we all know about the band name change bla bla bla. what we have is crushing fucking death metl when death metal counted (84/92) god damn this rocks from a to z. the drums are pretty fucken killer, double bass and everything. the guitars have a cool sound to them and have really cool rifs. glen benton is god (or maybe satan) he is just brutal. don't know about his bass but his vocals are just amazing. i love how seemingly on every deicide album, he puts so much energy into his work as he spews out his hatrid of jesus and the idiots that go along with him. the lyrics are simplistic but effective, brutally satanic. the mix is cool, but, as i say with most death metal, turn the bass up! the album is short too. that's the thing about deicide's albums they're always quite short. some don't even go to 30 minutes. intro is cool, no 10 minute long thing, just i think a door opening? maybe? and then it's boom. one of my favorite death metal records/bands of all time. buy or die! actually, buy or be a christian

Thursday, January 3, 2013

the blog is back!

just a short one. i'm back to do more reviews that no one reads. i don't know why, i guess i'm stupid. so stay tuned for more spelling errors, rants about nothing, empty comment feilds, and bishop being too good to review anything. i know he's working on something but who elce can i make fun of? anyway crappy new year to all

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